words of wisdom from the people's poet

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the following are quotes from Dr. Maya Rattlecrap, the people's orator.

"If food be the music of life play on." (even though I'm starting to look like a baby steamroller.}

"Before i throw out rotten food I think about the starving children in Africa, then my conscience doesn't let me do it, so I gobble it down."

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Dr. Maya Rattlecrap???

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Yes. I know the work of the good Dr. She is certainly well named.

Didn't she also say: "I've never met a bite I could not take?"

And,

"Never regret what one has swallowed. Regret only what one has not."

And,

"The world is made up of food and eaters of food. Guess which one I am!"

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I don't know why the name "Rattlecrap" reminds me of Florence Foster Jenkins

"Florence Foster Jenkins (1868--November 26, 1944) was an American soprano who became famous for her complete lack of rhythm, pitch, tone, and overall singing ability."
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